- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Where's the dick??? east

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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