Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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What is 9+10? 19

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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ugvvvvvv

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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what goes boo a sock

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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Republicans

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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