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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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