Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

A man walks into a bar

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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