I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Anti Joke

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