Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Tall asians

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Asians.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

the sky is green no it is not

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Anti Joke

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