This is a joke.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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