Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

it's funny because it's funny

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

you just read an anti-joke

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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