A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Neither did she.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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