What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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