- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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