Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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No!

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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PENIS

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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what is the color of a burp burple

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Anti Joke

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