- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

I C U P White stuff

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

aodhan hearty

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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