- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Irish sobriety

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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