- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

What do you call your mom? Mom

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