- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Neither did she.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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