- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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