What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

poopy is poopy

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

1+1=2

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Anti Joke

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