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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora