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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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