*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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