Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

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What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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