A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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