- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Go away still nothing to see

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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