What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

A guy at a baseball game....

Skrillex.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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