- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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