- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

What are annoying? Ads.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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