- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Knock knock Come in

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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