- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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