Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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