Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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