- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

My name is me I like fired chicken!

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Indians

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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