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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

I love alchohol!

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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