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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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