- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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