What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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