- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

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