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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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