A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Albino African Americans

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Knock knock, COME IN!

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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