What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Ian's mind Elevator music

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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