- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

what's the difference between a duck?

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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