what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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