What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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A gay man watches football.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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