- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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