knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Where's my baby??

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Obama

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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