- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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