- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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