Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hamburger. After he eats he stands up stretches and pulls out a gun shooting everyone in the room but the bartender. The panda puts $20 on the bar and turns to leave. As he walks out the door the bartender asks why the panda shot everyone. The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia. The bartender looks up panda and he reads: "A rare bearlike mammal (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) of the mountains of China and Tibet, having woolly fur with distinctive black and white markings. Also called giant panda, panda bear." Seeing absolutely nothing in this description that would rationalize the homicides the panda had just committed, the bartender arrived at the reasonable conclusion that the panda was psychotic and having severe psychological problems which probably caused the incident. The bartender couldn't help but wonder if this tragedy could've been avoided had the panda been properly screened for schizophrenia and guns been properly secured in a safe at the panda's mother's house.

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WNBA

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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