Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Who is John Galt?

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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