- Anti Joke

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.