- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Manchester City

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Chuck Norris is dead......

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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