What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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