- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?