- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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