- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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