Oh, right

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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George Bush.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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