Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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oh hey.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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dry handjob

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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