What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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mental kid

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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you suck

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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Good job, son.

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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