- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

A bar walks into a man

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

This is an anti-joke.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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