whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Obama

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alex is cool

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Your mom is so nice.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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