- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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