- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

why do mexicans get made fun of

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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