- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

what's the difference between a duck?

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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