- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

epic win?

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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