- Anti Joke

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

A gay man watches football.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.