- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What are annoying? Ads.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Rebecca Black.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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