Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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