roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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