What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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