- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

whats my name? Matt

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Neil is a reterd.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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