The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Your face

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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