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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Your mom is so nice.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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