This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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i had sex.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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