YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

This is funny.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Poker? I barely even know her.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

hi

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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