What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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An Asian with a big dick.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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you suck

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mental kid

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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Good job, son.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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