Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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