- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

A dog was barking at a tree

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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