Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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