- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

so the weather's nice...

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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