What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Chris is hairy

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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