- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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