Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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Barbara Streisand

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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