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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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