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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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