- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Your dads dead. lol

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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