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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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