- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

I like touching my boobs

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

Lewis

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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