a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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Ehh

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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