What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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