Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Tommy got neutered.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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