- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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