why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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