- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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