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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

what is racecar backwards in reverse

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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