What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What is your bill about? Clinton

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Ian's mind Elevator music

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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