What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

I am dyslexic

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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