- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Screw it you write the joke.

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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